ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can